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This Week's New Releases: 30 August 2010

THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS 
Director: Grant Heslov
Starring: Ewan McGregor, George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey
Genre: Comedy, War
Age Restriction: 16L


The Men Who Stare At Goats is quite simply bizarre. Fronted by several leading Hollywood A-list stars and Academy Award contenders, this strange tale seeks to complement its even stranger title with a behind-the-scenes commentary on war. The off-the-wall comedy and first-rate cast help secure your attention as secret laboratories and conspiracy theories run amok, but this war comedy is definitely not for everyone. Wacky dialogue and committed performances may work for Monty Python, but this is in another league of silliness.


THE LAST SONG
Director: Julie Ann Robinson
Starring: Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Kelly Preston
Genre: Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: PG13


The Last Song is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel, making it comparable with The Notebook, Message in a Bottle, Dear John and A Walk to Remember. However, try as it may... it doesn't measure up to its peers. Miley Cyrus may take the brunt of the blame, delivering a forgettable performance as Ronnie Miller, a young rebellious teen who spends a Summer with a father she's grown to hate. She's still fresh when it comes to feature film, despite a considerable amount of TV acting. The story is typical Sparks and you can't help but wonder how someone like Amanda Bynes would've handled the role. Apart from a miscast lead, the film suffers from the trappings of melodrama and becomes somewhat cheesy and predictable at times.

This Week's New Releases: 23 August 2010

KICK-ASS
Director: Matthew Vaughan
Starring: Aaron Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Mark Strong
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16LVD

Plain, simple and cheesy, Kick-Ass kicks ass. It's an instant comic book cult hit anda special blend of Watchmen, The Professional, Superbad and Spider-Man. Our primary hero (Johnson) and title character, Dave Lizewski is a Peter Parker knock-off in serious need of anger management. He forms part of the unnoticed high school geek elite, an indistinct, acne-riddled kid... that's until he becomes Kick-Ass - part-time vigilante and defender of the weaker. A stylish and ultra-violent movie about real-life superheroes.
Full Review...

 


EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES
Director: John G. Avildsen
Starring: Harrison Ford, Brendan Fraser, Keri Russell
Genre: Drama
Age Restriction: PG


Extraordinary Measures is a tearjerker. The film creates awareness of Pompe's Disease, a rare genetic disorder that children are born with, which causes death before the age of 10. It's watchable primarily for its co-leads in Ford and Fraser, whose charismatic performances clear the way through all the melodrama. The film is competent, yet bears the emotional baggage that any story about battling corporates and fighting for a child's welfare carries. It's a little too predictable and weepy for some, but if you're up for a good cry... this TV style drama will do.

This Week's New Releases: 16 August 2010

A SERIOUS MAN  
Director: Ethan & Joel Coen
Starring: Michael Stuhlbarg, Richard Kind, Fred Melamed
Genre: Drama
Age Restriction: 10V


This is a serious film from the Coen brothers, who have interrupted the commercial with this niche indie art film. A Serious Man is brilliant in its artistry, creating a thought-provoking and intricate tapestry from its layered narrative, inspired direction and convincing performances. However, it rides a league above your regular movie goers and makes the experience entertaining, yet tainted by its slightly pretentious disconnection with its audience. Full Review...


THE LOSERS
Director: Sylvain White
Starring: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana, Chris Evans, Idris Elba
Genre: Action, Adventure, Crime, Mystery, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16LV


If you like your action movies big, loud, funny, stupid and violent - look no further. This action-packed comic adventure features a great cast, witty dialogue and some cracking one-liners. This is the cinema equivalent of junk food, armed with a borderline cheesy script, a nonsensical plot and enough action set pieces to blow your hair back. It makes a great warm-up to The A-Team and it's most redeeming quality - it doesn't take itself too seriously. A fun, forgettable actioner for a guy's night out.


CEMETERY JUNCTION
Director: Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant
Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Matthew Goode, Ricky Gervais, Emily Watson
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Age Restriction: 13LVN


Cemetery Junction is a coming-of-age drama about three friends growing up in a small British village in the '70s. The leads are padded with a first-rate cast and the newcomers do a good job of presenting a fresh-faced band of friends facing the daunting task of making something of themselves. The comedy is jarring at times, but the soundtrack, cast's caliber and soundtrack offer enough uplifting moments to make this nostalgic British drama feel good.


WHEN IN ROME  
Director: Mark Steven Johnson
Starring: Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Age Restriction: PG


When in Rome takes "silly in love" to a whole new level with two charming romantic leads in Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel. The romantic pair are supported by a host of comedic actors including: Dax Shepard, Jon Heder, Will Arnett and Danny Devito, who all play ridiculous characters. The silly predictable script and fantasy realism environment make this bubblegum love story more in tune with a high school fairy tale. It's sweet and there are one or two laughs, but its ultimately one of those love/hate "romcoms". You keep wondering when the Olsen twins are going to show up.

This Week's New Releases: 09 August 2010

DATE NIGHT
Director: Shawn Levy
Starring: Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg, Taraji P. Henson
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Age Restriction: 13PG L


The one night a week married couples get to do something special will never be the same again... that is of course if you choose to make your date night staying in and watching Date Night. This hilarious comedy crime caper is brought to you by Night at the Museum director, Shawn Levy starring two of Hollywood's most talented comedians, that unashamedly funny Steve Carell and 30 Rock's Tina Fey. Date Night's all about the chemistry, comedy and catastrophe as these suburban “marrieds” take a trip into the city to "spice" things up. A light, funny and charming comedy caper comparable with The Out-of-Towners and The Hangover. Full Review...

This Week's New Releases: 02 August 2010

NANNY MCPHEE AND THE BIG BANG  
Director: Susanna White
Starring: Emma Thompson, Ewan McGregor, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy 
Age Restriction: PG


Emma Thompson's lovable Nanny McPhee character returns for yet another fun-filled adventure in this polished sequel. This family movie may be a little corny and over-the-top for some, but features a first-rate cast and makes an overall improvement on the first Nanny McPhee with another superb performance from Thompson.


9
Director: Shane Acker
Starring: Christopher Plummer, Crispin Glover, John C. Reilly
Genre: Animation, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Age Restriction: 10V


This unconventional animated feature carries a thought-provoking message much like The Matrix and Final Fantasy. The animation is beautiful, crisp and poetic as several hand-stitched dolls representing the various facets of their maker try to make sense of their post-apocalyptic future. The aesthetics and voice cast are the main reason to see 9 as the story is a little stunted and uninviting. 

 


THE TOURNAMENT  
Director: Scott Mann 
Starring: Ving Rhames, Kelly Hu, Liam Cunningham  
Genre: Action, Thriller  
Age Restriction: 16VLNB


This B-movie quality actioner has an ultimate survivor plot as an assassin's tournament gets underway. Naturally, it's all about action - sporting some intensive fight choreography and wild gun play. There aren't any big name stars in this ensemble, but brutal, violent action and gore supersedes the need for any real acting. The Tournament needed some decent comedy and a couple of cheesy one-liners to offset all the violence, which unfortunately is not on offer.


THE BOUNTY HUNTER  
Director: Andy Tennant 
Starring: Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston 
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime, Romance  
Age Restriction: 10L


If you enjoyed films like Fool's Gold, The Killers and Knight and Day, there's a good chance you'll enjoy The Bounty Hunter. Backed by two likable stars, this light action comedy about an ex-wife on the run from her bounty hunter husband has the right ingredients for some light '80s format entertainment. Unfortunately, its flat script, scatterbrain direction, skittish plot and lack-lustre co-lead chemistry make it fall short of expectations - resulting in an innocuous, silly and stale date movie.

This Week's New Releases: 26 July 2010

THE HURT LOCKER 
Director: Kathryn Bigelow
Starring: Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Guy Pearce
Genre: Drama, Thriller, War
Age Restriction: 16LV


Edge-of-your-seat, nail-biting tension is a constant in The Hurt Locker. Imagine the sniper scene from Full Metal Jacket was duplicated and re-imagined in several different war scenarios, add time bombs and you've got a match. Brilliant use of hand-held camera reality from Kathryn Bigelow, a powerful message about war and a great lead performance from Jeremy Renner... and it's no wonder this David was able to take down the mighty blockbuster, Avatar to win Best Picture.
Full Review...


ARMORED
Director: Nimrod Antal
Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Matt Dillon, Jean Reno
Genre: Crime, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13LV


Cash-in-transit heists have featured in The Italian Job, Heat, The Take and now in Armored, in which a team of security guards stage an inside job. While tense at times and backed by an ensemble of top actors, the film's setting becomes a little stagnant as the premise wears thin and sneaks into b-movie territory. Armored's prime actors aren't utilized enough, while a stronger lead and tighter direction could have made all the difference to this second-rate actioner. 


CLASH OF THE TITANS
Director: Louis Leterrier
Starring: Sam Worthington, Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Age Restriction: 13V


Clash of the Titans is a remake of the 1981 original, featuring a solid cast, dazzling CGI and a tried-and-tested director. However, this is not a good hair day for Mount Olympus as Fiennes and Neeson play second fiddle to their beards and Avatar's Sam Worthington plays the lead as a vacuous, wooden take on Maximus. The special effects string together an unimaginative, lack-lustre mythology plot that's more than suitable for video games, but not feature-length entertainment.
Full Review...

This Week's New Releases: 19 July 2010

SHUTTER ISLAND
Director: Martin Scorsese
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16LV


Leonardo DiCaprio is on the hunt for that elusive Oscar, working alongside big shot directors and delivering some truly great lead performances. Shutter Island is no different as DiCaprio turns in yet another absorbing performance, supported by Ben Kingsley and Mark Ruffalo. This mystery thriller has the trappings of a classic with Scorsese behind camera in an uncharacteristic blend of genres. Shutter Island is gripping, well-acted, beautifully composed and based on a mystery novel by Dennis LeHane, although slightly subdued by parallels with The Shining and a sluggish conclusion. Full Review...


SPREAD 
Director: David Mackenzie
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 16LNS


Kutcher gears up his acting in this sleazy, LA story. Imagine John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever with sex substituting for dancing. It's a pity that David Duchovny already took the title for Californication, because Spread seems more fit for the title with Kutcher prostituting himself out to any wealthy 35-45 woman willing to take him on as a live-in toy boy. Its superficial slant on the Los Angeles lifestyle is quite becoming and there's very little heart at the core of living the high life, whether you're a successful attorney or a charming, unemployed loafer. Gratuitous sex scenes, cars, apartments and money all roll into one in this coming-of-age drama.


LEAP YEAR 
Director: Anand Tucker
Starring: Amy Adams, Matthew Goode
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Age Restriction: PG


This sweet, affable romantic comedy is charming and backed by two likable up-and-coming Hollywood starlets. The Irish backdrop is beautiful, the Claddagh ring meets Leap Year tradition of women proposing to men premise is quite original. However, Leap Year doesn't give you the heartwarming feeling of a truly classic romantic comedy. The laughs are a little scarce, making this a light, watchable and middling "romcom" for those who enjoyed Maid of Honour.

This Week's New Releases: 12 July 2010

NINE 
Director: Rob Marshall
Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz
Genre: Drama, Musical, Romance
Age Restriction: PG13


Nine is a for lack of a better description, a 'straight' musical. The central director figure, played by Daniel Day-Lewis, fulfills several reflective roles according to each of the leading ladies in his life in this story about a talented, yet indecisive directorial genius. Memoirs of a Geisha director, Rob Marshall, adapts a musical based on Fellini's 8 1/2 with great style and flair, creating a classic Italian look and surreal feel to the musical. A first-rate performance from Day-Lewis and some surprisingly good musical performances from the likes of Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Nicole Kidman and Dame Judi Dench make Nine classy, sultry, entertaining and full of verve.


PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL 'PUSH' BY SAPPHIRE
Director: Lee Daniels
Starring: Gabourey Sidibe, Mo'Nique, Paula Patton
Genre: Drama
Age Restriction: 16LV


Precious tells the depressing, yet inspiring story of an abused teenage girl living in South Central. She's overweight, unwanted and scorned by her abusive mother, taking life in her stride. The adaptation of Push is gritty, yet moving... taking a kitchen sink slice-of-life on a low budget and investing heaps of real emotion and drama. The strength of the performances is what carries this heart-wrenching drama home with an excellent debut performance from Sidibe, a career best from Mo'Nique and a strong turn by Paula Patton.


HACHIKO: A DOG'S STORY 
Director: Lasse Hallstrom
Starring: Richard Gere, Joan Allen
Genre: Drama, Family
Age Restriction: PG


Hachiko: A Dog's Story, like Marley & Me, is one of those heartwarming tearjerker's you just can't help but like. An Akita puppy is lost in transit at a train station in New York and a Professor adopts and raises the prized Japanese dog like a son. Altruistic themes of honour, respect and loyalty breach any excessive sentiment and create a wonderful true story about a dog and his master. Fine performances, inspired direction, beautiful cinematography and sweetness follow in this beautiful tale. The maudlin feel, lilting music and short runtime are no match for the story's overpowering story and style.


REMEMBER ME 
Director: Allen Coulter
Starring: Robert Pattinson, Chris Cooper
Genre: Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 13LSV


Remember Me is a drama about a James Dean-type character, played by Robert Pattinson. The 21-year-old is undecided about his future, pushing away from his father's cold, corporate climate and trying to find a channel of his own. On his journey he protects his sister, finds himself in jail with a friend, challenges his father and meets Ally, a street smart girl who he just could love. Remember Me's ebb-and-flow works effectively in portraying the life and times of a troubled youth surviving in a bustling New York City, yet manages to undo all the good work in the closing stages with a radical and jarring plot development.


TOOTH FAIRY 
Director: Michael Lembeck
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Family
Age Restriction: A


Dwayne Johnson has made tremendous in-roads in Hollywood with performances ranging from tyrannical in The Scorpion King to lovable in The Game Plan. He's too big to be a supporting character and dominates proceedings once again with a charismatic turn in Tooth Fairy alongside Ashley Judd, Stephen Merchant, Billy Crystal and Julie Andrews. While this high concept fantasy family comedy has the potential for great laughs, it's primarily aimed at kids continually reinventing the muscle man in fairy wings joke... again and again. The formulaic plot and lack-lustre writing make this super lightweight production fun, dumb and sweet at best.

This Week's New Releases: 05 July 2010

THE BLIND SIDE 
Director: John Lee Hancock
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Quinton Aaron
Genre: Biography, Drama, Sport
Age Restriction: PG13L


Winning performances from Bullock and Aaron bring this inspiring true American football story to life. The Blind Side is a heartwarming sports drama with sensitive direction and a charming ensemble. Most Hollywood underdog stories follow an all too familiar formula, yet The Blind Side adds that extra clout with a more convincing approach to ultimate glory in the story of Michael Oher. The film steers clear of melodrama with a well-balanced narrative.


DAYBREAKERS 
Director: Peter & Michael Spierig
Starring: Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16VL


Daybreakers puts an interesting spin on the genre as a futuristic, post-apocalyptic vampire thriller. The first-rate cast is comprised of Willem Dafoe, Ethan Hawke and Sam Neill, who deliver typical performances. While the Spierig Bros. rely on clean surfaces and cinematography reminiscent of Minority Report and Gattaca. There's even enough gore for horror fans, but Daybreakers is short-lived and everything's toned down by a dull sense of familiarity.


LOVE HAPPENS 
Director: Brandon Camp
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Aaron Eckhart
Genre: Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 13PG

Jennifer Aniston been attached to a string of misfires, showing limited versatility and reducing herself to a typecast variation of her Friends character, Rachel. While the lead pair are attractive, their on-screen chemistry isn't strong enough to revive this dull yet surprisingly deep tearjerker about love lost and found. If you must, reserve it for a lazy Sunday afternoon in.

This Week's New Releases: 29 June 2010
A SINGLE MAN 
Director: Tom Ford
Starring: Colin Firth, Julianne Moore, Matthew Goode
Genre: Drama
Age Restriction: 13N


A Single Man is a majestic artwork. Debutant director and fashion guru, Tom Ford bursts onto the scene with this cold, calculated drama with a career best performance from Colin Firth. The direction is intricate, beautifully composed and reminiscent of The Diving Bell and The Butterfly. The story is set in 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis era of America, following a middle-aged professor mourning the death of his life partner after a 16-year relationship. The performances are excellent with a perfectly composed cast with each scene addressed with a minimalistic touch and bathed in contrasts of grey and colour. The story has strong parallels with A Beautiful Mind, yet doesn't seem to embody the same warmth and soul - making it technically brilliant, yet slightly detached from humanity.


THE ROAD 
Director: John Hillcoat
Starring: Viggo Mortensen, Robert Duvall
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16VL


The Road is a post-apocalyptic thriller and drama about a father and son struggling to survive on the last remnants of a ravaged earth. Hunted by cannibalistic gangs and getting by on scraps of food, the two set their journey South as they seek the ocean and signs of life. This gritty drama is like Zombieland without the zomedy and relies on strong performances from the leads to carry through. Mortensen is excellent as per usual and the film grapples with what makes us human, keeping the fire alive and making the most out of our situations. There are some parallels with Castaway in this bleak, somewhat depressing tale adapted from Cormac McCarthy's novel.


IT'S COMPLICATED 
Director: Nancy Meyers
Starring: Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Age Restriction: 16S


It's Complicated works much like Something's Gotta Give. Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are no strangers to comedy and headline the cast with strong performances. Good casting, excellent story-telling and fun, behind-the-scenes romance, post-divorce inside jokes make this "romcom" a winner. The comedy is crisp, the romance is "complicated" and the performances from the big name stars holds true. The film does make a silly tonal shift as marijuana becomes a central gag, but for the most part it's entertaining and full of surprises.


LOVELY BONES 
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Saorise Ronan, Stanley Tucci
Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13V


The Lovely Bones is a compelling Peter Jackson thriller based on the novel, which composes an interesting blend of fantasy and crime. A young girl watches over her family and killer as they deal with police, grief and ultimately take matters into their own hands. A solid cast, decent performances, deft direction, contrasting paradigms and an original take on a serial killer plot make this original title worth investigating. Its elemental, emotional and intriguing suburban drama overrides the extreme contrasts between the two worlds and makes a haunting, surreal film accompaniment to TV series like Twin Peaks.


THE BOOK OF ELI 
Director: Albert Hughes, Allen Hughes
Starring: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Thriller, Western
Age Restriction: 16VL


The Book of Eli has several distinct influences ranging from Mad Max's cyberpunk wasteland future to the mortality and mission of the Highlander. It's a Western with plenty of action, adventure and thrills, starring a slightly miscast Denzel Washington. He's supported by Gary Oldman and Mila Kunis, who deliver reasonable performances. However, the sluggish pace, spiritual undercurrent and hotch-potch of genres level the driving power of this film's message. There are one or two promising scenes involving high-octane chases and blazing action, but on the whole the movie feels a little misguided and flat.


FROM PARIS WITH LOVE 
Director: Pierre Morrel
Starring: John Travolta, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16VL


With Paris from Love, an espionage buddy movie in the wake of Rush Hour. John Travolta comes across as a mix of B.A. Baracus and Bruce Willis with his bald head and bling, while Jonathan Rhys Meyers plays the straight man. Unfortunately, the chemistry isn't in the same league as a Gibson/Glover or Chan/Tucker pairing. The tongue-in-cheek action from Taken director, Pierre Morrel, is slightly unbelievable with Travolta's outrageous Wax character and the story comes across as a cheap knock-off of a Rush Hour sequel. It's fun and entertaining even... but feels a little indecisive with its violence, language and wishy-washy plot distorting the comedic slant.

This Week's New Releases: 22 June 2010
UP IN THE AIR 
Director: Jason Reitman
Starring: George Clooney, Vera Farminga, Anna Kendrick
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 13L


Up in the Air is a witty, first class romantic dramedy starring George Clooney. A professional traveling consultant's Life-Lite lifestyle begins to unravel after a series of eye-opening encounters with "clients", a colleague and a fellow air traveler. Brilliant writing and outstanding performances characterise this introspective, funny and sobering film about living life up in the air.


CRAZY HEART 
Director: Scott Cooper
Starring: Jeff Bridges, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Genre: Drama, Music, Romance
Age Restriction: 13LD


It's official, you don't need a pair of boots and a Stetson to tap your foot to country music. This intimate "biographical" chapter from an aging old country music man leans heavily on an excellent performance from Jeff Bridges, while blending a contagious mix of music and romance giving the audience the no-BS back story to every true country song out there.


DEAR JOHN 
Director: Lasse Hallstrom
Starring: Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried
Genre: Drama, Romance, War
Age Restriction: 10LV


If Message in a Bottle made you sit up and take notice, then Dear John will make you sit up again. This involving Nicholas Sparks romance drama bridging 9/11, tells an American tale of love, honour and duty. Great chemistry between the young starlets and a multi-layered drama help etch out a thought-provoking tearjerker. Melodrama bleeds in from time-to-time and while Dear John isn't as good as The Notebook or A Walk To Remember, it carries itself with great dignity.


THE ACCIDENTAL HUSBAND 
Director: Griffin Dunne
Starring: Uma Thurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Colin Firth
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Age Restriction: 13PG


The Accidental Husband is as predictable, fluffy and formulaic as they come. If you want to pass the time with an innocuous romance vehicle, then you've come to the right party... it's just strange that it stars Uma Thurman and not Heather Graham!? A middling "romcom" that's super light, a little fun and quite forgettable.

This Week's New Releases: 15 June 2010
THE WOLFMAN 
Director: Joe Johnston
Starring: Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16V


An all-star cast, a classic horror story and beautiful cinematography drive this horror roller-coaster ride in the same dark, fast-paced frenzy of storytelling and thrills as the recent Sherlock Holmes. The English manor, the special effects and the werewolf concept are executed in a similar fashion to the rise of a superhero and you'll find yourself rooting for the werewolf instead of fearing its menacing snarl. The Wolfman is more about style than meaning and retells the age-old story with great gusto, making this horror jaunt exciting, fun and a real howl.


PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF 
Director: Chris Columbus
Starring: Logan Lerman, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Uma Thurman
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy
Age Restriction: PG13


Step aside Hogwarts wizards, Greek mythology is where it's at. While Percy Jackson doesn't measure up to the Harry Potter franchise, the film is a worthy Hollywood adversary with spellbinding visuals, a classic mythical tale brought to the 21st Century, a decent cast and loads of tongue-in-cheek laughs along the way. This fun, sparkling entertainment gives the Harry Potter formula fresh faces and a new skin and will undoubtedly generate a sequel.


VALENTINE'S DAY 
Director: Garry Marshall
Starring: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Ashton Kutcher
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Age Restriction: PG10


If Love, Actually represents true romance, then Valentine's Day must represent sappy romance. This all-star "romcom" embodies the spirit of Valentine's Day, which unfortunately is more about chocolates, flowers, gift cards and candlelit dinners than real star-crossed love. The same is true for Valentine's Day (the movie), which functions as a light-hearted, entertaining knock-off of Love, Actually. The star power offers some allure, the light-hearted comedy keeps things on-the-go and the sappy love stories keep things interesting. Although, for the sake of quality control they probably should have cut out one or two of the All-American love stories.



THE BOX
Director: Richard Kelly
Starring: Cameron Diaz, James Marsden
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13V


Donnie Darko's Richard Kelly creates a haunting, eerie and surreal tale of morality in The Box as a young couple receive a box with a button that will kill a complete stranger in exchange for $1 million. This deal-with-the-devil mystery combines Hitchcockian elements and will appeal to fans of The X-Files, Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks and The Ring. Unfortunately, the result is inconsistent and doesn't have the legs to meet or elevate itself beyond its dark influences.

This Week's New Releases: 07 June 2010
FANTASTIC MR. FOX 
Director: Wes Anderson
Starring: George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Bill Murray
Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family
Age Restriction: PG


Wes Anderson creates a warm, animated offbeat adventure comedy for the family based on a Roald Dahl classic. Puppets, handcrafted details and autumn hues create a lively environment for this countryside tale. Beautifully composed and lovingly created, this charming animated feature comes to life, with a top-notch voice cast to round-off this compact adaptation for all ages.


THE SPY NEXT DOOR 
Director: Brian Levant
Starring: Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta
Genre: Action, Comedy, Family
Age Restriction: 13PG
V

Jackie Chan steps in for Frankie Muniz in this Agent Cody Banks action-spy-comedy for the family. Chan manages to amuse with his range of domestic stunts as the nerdy neighbour, but this one is aimed at the kiddies. Unconvincing romantic chemistry, a lack of genuine laughs and blunt action set pieces make this light Jackie Chan action-comedy watchable, forgettable and wishing it had Chris Tucker to slap Chan back into Rush Hour mode.

This Week's New Releases: 31 May 2010
INVICTUS 
Director: Clint Eastwood
Starring: Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon
Genre: Biography, Drama, Sport
Age Restriction: PG L


Invictus is the story of how Nelson Mandela and Francois Pienaar helped forge the New South Africa on the back of a Rugby World Cup victory. Clint Eastwood directs this inspiring sports drama and faithfully recreates the political climate of the time. It's an eye-opening moment of truth for outsiders and a nostalgic return for South Africans as behind-the-scenes events build to the grand finale. Invictus does focus all its energy on that winning game, but the journey is aided by excellent performances from Freeman and Damon.


BRIGHT STAR 
Director: Jane Campion
Starring: Abbie Cornish, Ben Whishaw, Paul Schneider
Genre: Biography, Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: PG


Bright Star encapsulates John Keats's last romance in the pastoral English countryside. Director, Jane Campion succeeds in marrying beautiful cinematography and poetry, yet fails to inject the drama with the same vibrant colour. The performances are adequate but apart from a few moments of levity from Mr. Brown, this romance drama is sluggish and dull.


AMELIA 
Director: Mira Nair
Starring: Hilary Swank, Richard Gere, Ewan McGregor
Genre: Comedy
Age Restriction: PG


Amelia Earhart is an American legend and it's only fitting that she was bestowed with a film depicting her most famous moments. However, Amelia simply fills in the gaps between the news reels and fails to capture the heart and soul of the pilot. Beautiful aerial shots and a first-rate cast are the only highlights in this rather blunt biopic.


BEN 10: ALIEN SWARM 
Director: Alex Winter
Starring: Dee Bradley Baker, Barry Corbin, Ryan Kelley
Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Age Restriction: 10M V


Ben 10: Alien Swarm is imaginative, moves at an electric pace and features some dazzling CGI effects, but lacks the cast, budget and charisma to rival the Harry Potters and X-Men of this world. Ben 10 fans will thrive on the action energy, but Ben 10: Alien Swarm runs short and never breaks free from its TV movie status.


THE BLUE ELEPHANT
Director: Kompin Kemgumnird
Starring: Jeremy Redleaf, Carl Reiner
Genre: Adventure, Animation, Family
Age Restriction: PG


The Blue Elephant is a simple animated tale and morality lesson about when it's right to fight. This low-budget animated TV movie is best suited to a very young audience (ages 4-8), but has themes that may raise some pertinent questions for parents.

This Week's New Releases: 24 May 2010
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG 
Director: Ron Clements, John Musker
Starring: Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, Keith David
Genre: Animation, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Romance
Age Restriction: 10M


Disney make a return to their classic hand-drawn, sing-song animated features with arguably their darkest composition set in the voodoo and jazz capital, New Orleans. The Princess and The Frog is a heartwarming, hilarious, nostalgic and smart spin on one of the lesser known fairy tales. Disney take an environment recently beset by disaster and compose a magical, funny and lyrical tale of friendship, love and good versus evil - reminding us of New Orleans's honest, hard-working and humble origins. While The Princess & The Frog makes a fine piece of entertainment for all ages, it does delve into some very dark territory with voodoo magic.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? 
Director: Marc Lawrence
Starring: Hugh Grant, Sarah-Jessica Parker, Sam Elliott
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 13PG


This sweet, stilted and innocuous romantic comedy lacks laughs, chemistry and sparkle. With half-hearted performances from its co-leads, Hugh Grant and Sarah-Jessica Parker, it's just a matter of rambling the lines off with a scrunched up face. The movie is an obvious knock-off of For Richer, Or Poorer and functions as an inoffensive, low-key piece of entertainment with its only real point of interest being its premise's potential and its star's past affiliations.

This Week's New Releases: 17 May 2010

AN EDUCATION 
Director: Lone Scherfig
Starring: Carey Mulligan, Olivia Williams, Alfred Molina
Genre: Drama
Age Restriction: 13


An Education tells the coming-of-age story of a young, impressionable English schoolgirl in the '60s, who dreams of visiting Paris and living life in high style. A charming, would-be suitor arrives on the scene only to accelerate her immersion into the ways of the world. Solid performances from an all-star cast support an excellent lead in Carey Mulligan as a fascinating story unfolds in this British drama.


BROTHERS 
Director: Jim Sheridan
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire, Natalie Portman
Genre: Drama, Thriller, War
Age Restriction: 16 LV


Brothers is a US remake of Brodre, which tells the story of two brothers: one defending his country in times of war and the other a non-combatant ex-con. When Sam is thought to have been killed in action, Tommy kindles a relationship with Grace, Sam's young grieving wife. Solid performances from the lead trio keep this domestic drama tense and on-edge as a simple love triangle story becomes increasingly complicated.


WHATEVER WORKS 
Director: Woody Allen
Starring: Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Age Restriction: 13


Woody Allen teams up with Curb Your Enthusiasm star and Seinfeld creator, Larry David in his first feature film. Allen gives David some space to carry his infectious brand of comedy into this story about the many incarnations of love in the modern world, as an elderly New York academic forms an unlikely relationship with a Southern runaway. The off-the-cuff comedy will appease Larry David fans, while Woody Allen's broad "take" on Love Actually is quirky, vibrant, unconventional and bolstered by David's presence.


NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH 
Director: Rod Lurie
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Matt Dillon, Angela Bassett
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16 LV


Nothing But The Truth features a strong cast, solid performances and intense political drama. The film takes a page from All The President's Men and one from Boston Legal to deliver a compelling, tense and absorbing legal battle between the media and the US government. While Nothing But The Truth is fictitious, it comes across as a chapter from a biography as one woman challenges the government by protecting her inside news source and defends a principle. The film is more suited to those within the US system as the walls of privacy close in, but is thought-provoking and more than satisfactory for an outsider looking in.


LOOKING FOR ERIC
Director: Ken Loach
Starring: Steve Evets, Eric Cantona
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Sport
Age Restriction: 13 LV


While knowing Eric Cantona and having a love for Premier League football will help, it's not a prerequisite for enjoying this gritty little comedy drama by Ken Loach. Eric Bishop's kitchen sink reality clashes with his football idol, Eric Cantona as the two realms overlap and Cantona becomes a mentor in times of trouble. Nuggety performances, a pub culture slice-of-life, an inspiring tale and a few good laughs bring out the best in this charming indie drama, although subtitles are a must.


44 INCH CHEST
Director: Malcolm Venville
Starring: Ray Winstone, John Hurt, Tom Wilkinson
Genre: Crime, Drama
Age Restriction: 16 LV


This somewhat surreal character-driven drama boasts a heavyweight cast as it delves into the depths of adultery avenged with a unique soundtrack. The ambitious concoction focuses in on its characters and scenario like a stage play, but just doesn't have enough of a framework to hang the premise. 44 Inch Chest stars Ray Winstone amongst a range of "friends", who play off as aspects of the lead's psyche as they ratchet up the grunting and filthy language.

This Week's New Releases: 10 May 2010

THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE 
Director: Rebecca Miller
Starring: Robin Wright Penn, Alan Arkin, Keanu Reeves, Maria Bello
Genre: Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 16 LS


Robin Wright Penn's solid performance as Pippa Lee keeps the lid down on this intense character-driven and captivating coming-of-age drama about family, love, dysfunction and coming to terms with the past. Wright Penn is ably supported by Arkin and surrounded by an all-star cast in Keanu Reeves, Maria Bello, Julianne Moore, Winona Ryder, Monica Bellucci and Blake Lively. Overall, an entertaining, intelligent yet unfocused suburban drama about one woman's attempt to bridge her many lives.


THE STEPFATHER 
Director: Nelson McCormick
Starring: Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward, Amber Heard
Genre: Thriller
Age Restriction: 13 V


This horror remake of the 1987 classic lacks tension and fails to measure up to the original. There are very few (if any) genuine scares, the storyline is predictable and the atmosphere is static. The Stepfather is just one of several '80s horror remakes to leave the sausage machine in recent years and falls into the same over-produced trap - lacking subtlety and suspense, packaged with a weak and cheesy conclusion.

This Week's New Releases: 03 May 2010
WHITE LION 
Director: Michael Swan
Starring: Jamie Bartlett, John Kani
Genre: Adventure, Family
Age Restriction: PG


Breathtaking visuals and a beautiful African tale are at the heart of White Lion. The rich tradition of story-telling forms the basis for this African fairy tale about a white lion. Filmed over several years, this engaging and entertaining docudrama features amazing footage of Africa and its wildlife to bring what could be described as a real-life take on The Lion King. The performances take a backseat as world-class documentary sound, visuals and narration drive White Lion. It's a beautiful journey and an inspiring nature film for young and old.


CARRIERS 
Director: Alex Pastor, David Pastor
Starring: Chris Pine, Lou Taylor Pucci
Genre: Drama, Thriller, Horror
Age Restriction: 16 LV


Carriers is a mixture between 28 Days Later... and Zombieland. The apocalyptic thriller is fairly indistinguishable from the glut of future humanity-threatening virus thrillers. Brothers form the crux of the road trip drama in a high stakes game of survival en route to their childhood holiday spot on the coast. Decent performances and some interesting ethical dilemmas raise the bar, but can't rescue Carriers from being anything but a middling thriller, short on run time and void of zombies.


OLD DOGS 
Director: Walt Becker
Starring: John Travolta, Robin Williams, Seth Green
Genre: Comedy, Family
Age Restriction: PG


John Travolta and Robin Williams team up with Wild Hogs director, Walt Becker in an awkward comic pairing. If it wasn't for its playful tone and quick-pacing, Old Dogs would fall flat on its face. Thanks to its star power and silly physical comedy it manages to keep from hitting a speed wobble as it dials down a notch for its sentimental Disney-style ending. Fun, lightweight no-brainer comedy fare for the whole family. Very silly.


ALL ABOUT STEVE 
Director: Phil Traill
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church, Bradley Cooper
Genre: Comedy
Age Restriction: PG13 L


Sandra Bullock's irritating crossword-puzzle character almost renders All About Steve unwatchable. The comedy is saved by the crazy satire of news team trio, Thomas Haden Church, Bradley Cooper and Ken Jeong. However, it's still slow going and largely unfunny as this role reversal of There's Something About Mary comedy tumbles home in an off-beat kilter. Rather watch The Proposal again.

This Week's New Releases: 26 April 2010

SHERLOCK HOLMES 
Director: Guy Ritchie
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams
Genre: Action, Adventure, Crime, Mystery, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13 V


Forget the trademark hat and magnifying glass, Robert Downey Jr. is the new Sherlock Holmes. His contemporary performance gives Holmes more edge and grit as he wrestles a plot to cast a gloomy London in eternal damnation, under the political and magical machinations of Lord Blackwood. This new Sherlock Holmes mystery has a similar bent to Harry Potter, yet makes an entertaining, dark and spellbinding story of its own with action-packed Guy Ritchie mayhem and another pivotal performance from Robert Downey Jr. Themes involving the occult may not suit everyone, while Holmes's deductions are almost too amazing to be taken seriously.

BIG FAT IMPORTANT MOVIE
Director: David Zucker
Starring: Leslie Nielsen, Jon Voight, Dennis Hopper
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Age Restriction: PG13 LV


Formerly known as An American Carol, Big Fat Important Movie is another David Zucker offering with a decent cast. Unfortunately, the master of slapstick and farce misses the mark in this political rendition of A Christmas Carol as jokes plummet left, right and centre. The central character is a Michael Moore spin-off, Michael Malone, who gets approached by terrorists to make a new training video... the production values are good, but the comedy is bitter and falls horribly flat - making the whole comedy aspect a non-event, falling back on a weak fantasy premise.

This Week's New Releases: 19 April 2010
AVATAR 
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver
Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Age Restriction: PG13VL


Avatar, the box office's biggest film of all time, has finally arrived on DVD. James Cameron's 10 years in the making blockbuster has all the action, adventure, fantasy and sci-fi you could want, loaded with a multi-layered story and packed with dazzling visual effects. While it leans heavily on influences as far afield as Dances with Wolves and Dune, Avatar is excellent all-rounder, backed by a solid cast and steered to a higher level with the help of Cameron's watchful eye.

This Week's New Releases: 19 April 2010
WHIP IT 
Director: Drew Barrymore
Starring: Ellen Page, Marcia Gay Harden, Drew Barrymore
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Sport
Age Restriction: PG13VL


This quirky retro sports coming-of-age drama directorial debut from Drew Barrymore, features yet another charming and spirited performance from Ellen Page as she undertakes the gritty Roller Derby with the Hurl Scouts. Barrymore creates an entertaining, original and fresh girl power movie with funny, eccentric and outrageous characters. Tough Southern girls with tattoos battle it out on the skating arena as a young girl decides she wants to become someone different to what her mom wants for her life.


THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR 
Director: Eric Darnell
Starring: James Patrick Stuart, Andy Richter
Genre: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family
Age Restriction: PG


The sideshow Central Park Zoo characters make a return in this zany spin-off of Madagascar. Now that the big show characters have flown the coop, it's the little guys that have the run of the zoo. Join Kowalski, Private and Skipper on a series of short animated adventures as they take their top secret missions to new depths of peril and wacky imagination, along with King Julian, Maurice and Mort. While short, sharp and punchy - the animated series holds enough laughs and Madagascar carry-over to appeal to kids and some young-at-heart adults. The animation may not be as crisp, but the spirit of the undercover penguins holds the fort without a zebra, lion, giraffe or hippo in sight.


WRONG TURN AT TAHOE 
Director: Frank Khalfoun
Starring: Harvey Keitel, Cuba Gooding Jr. 
Genre: Crime, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16VL


This standard issue action flick made its way straight-to-DVD, despite its big name stars in Gooding Jr. and Keitel. The gritty direction, frenzy of action and violence and general atmosphere are good, but the script, stock hoodlums and generic genre dialogue render it a middling, indistinguishable crime thriller.

This Week's New Releases: 12 April 2010

BANDSLAM
Director: Todd Graff
Starring: Vanessa Hudgens, Alyson Michalka
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Music
Age Restriction: PG


This coming-of-age music drama features a host of new acting talents, composing a winning, feel-good story with lots of heart and plenty of laughs along the way. Fans of School of Rock will recognise the formula, which takes a bunch of regular high school kids on a journey through Rock/Ska music as they form a band to compete in Bandslam. Great chemistry and heart-felt performances lead the way in this light and breezy drama.


WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE 
Director: Spike Jonze
Starring: Mark Ruffalo, Catherine Keener
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Age Restriction: PGV


A 10 sentence children's classic is adapted to film by the guy who did Being John Malkovich. Of course, this is ambitious! Spike Jonze is renowned for being slightly off-the-wall, yet he was the author's first choice for this book-to-film translation. Unfortunately, the movie is too scary for kids and too way-out for most adults. Where The Wild Things is imaginative, playful and captures the spirit of the book, but is too long and stagnant, lacking the content to make it anything more than intriguing.


CAMILLE 
Director: Gregory Mack
enzie
Starring: James Franco, Sienna Miller
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Age Restriction: PG13V

This twisted "honeymoon" road trip story is just bizarre. While original, this imaginative drama gives its audience little or no explanation as to the origins of its magical realism. The effects are inconsistent and to say it's like a cheap, tame and quirky version of David Lynch's Wild at Heart would be generous. Franco and Miller deliver decent performances, given the material, but this is one of those weird, intriguing (and somewhat disturbing) films you'll either love or hate. The film-makers don't give the audience the nod or the wink, leaving you decide if you should be laughing or not.


POWDER BLUE 
Director:  Timothy Linh Bui
Starring: Forest Whittaker, Jessica Biel
Genre: Drama
Age Restriction: 16LSN


This seedy, dark and brooding drama tells the story of four separate, yet intertwined lives. The film captures a cross-section of Los Angeles, much like Last Exit to Brooklyn swathed itself in the essence of New York. The multi-story drama format requires a central anchor, which isn't as apparent as the shooting in Winged Creatures or theme of immigration in Crossing Over. Its dim, cynical tone creates the right setting for the all-star cast... but Powder Blue is inconsistent and even a good performance or two can't keep the drama from slipping into cheesy melodrama every now and then. Watchable, yet kitschy and unintentionally funny at times.

This Week's New Releases: 05 April 2010

2012 
Director: Roland Emmerich
Starring: John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Oliver Platt
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13L

This larger-than-life disaster popcorn flick from Roland Emmerich features an all-star cast, thrilling visuals and a very similar apocalyptic recipe to The Day After Tomorrow. As usual Emmerich defies science, history and probability to bring us an enthralling, epic and extreme piece of CGI entertainment to claim the disaster blockbuster genre once and for all. 2012 fleshes out an ancient Mayan calendar doomsday prediction from an American perspective, blending CGI visuals with heart-wrenching performances from unlikely heroes, Cusack and Ejiofor. However, its melodrama, over-reliance on CGI, extended runtime and convoluted premise render it popcorn-grade passable.


MOTHERHOOD 
Director: Katherine Dieckmann
Starring: Uma Thurman, Anthony Edwards, Minnie Driver
Genre: Comedy
Age Restriction: 13L

While Uma Thurman's vanity project has potential, it ultimately fails to offer any insight into the time constrained world of a modern day super mom. The scenes are contrived, the comedy is clichéd and the routines are tiresome, which makes you wonder why Motherhood's target audience would actually want to watch themselves as Uma Thurman. This straight-to-video comedy features a fairly decent cast and Uma's comedic charisma, but doesn't warrant the two hours you could have used for some proper me-time.

This Week's New Releases: 29 March 2010

THE REBOUND 
Director: Bart Freundlich
Starring: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Justin Bartha
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Age Restriction: 13LS

Following in the tradition of Prime, The Proposal and I Could Never Be Your Woman comes The Rebound, an offbeat story about an older woman-younger man relationship. This unconventional romantic comedy is sweet, entertaining and funny as a 25 year old guy falls for a woman, while playing nanny to her kids during a post-divorce mid-life crisis. While it features infrequent bad language and sex, the film manages to keep upbeat, while touching on some deeper heart issues with rock solid performances from Bartha and Zeta-Jones.


ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL 
Director: Betty Thomas
Starring: Zachary Levi, David Cross, Jason Lee, Justin Long
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family, Romance
Age Restriction: PG

If high-pitched singing chipmunks, a live-action/animated format and sell-out cameos didn't ruin it for you the first time round, then welcome to Round 2. The Squeakquel is more of the same slapstick comedy, shrill pop numbers and superficial cheer that "allegedly" made the original Alvin & The Chipmunks famous. Even kiddies will start to tire of the rinse-and-repeat formula as this low-key sequel hits the ground crawling. Kids... give it a go, adults... it's a no-no.


ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS 
Director: Tim Hill
Starring: Jason Lee, David Cross
Genre: Animation, Family, Fantasy, Comedy, Music
Age Restriction: PG

This zippy, sugar-frenzied Pop Idol musical ecstasy features those lovable '80s cartoon chipmunks, a high-pitched Dolly Parton on fast-forward chipmunk soundtrack in a crazy animated adventure for the kids. Immature comedy, out-of-place actors in Lee and Cross and a silly lightweight story make this one kids will love and adults will survive.

This Week's New Releases: 22 March 2010

ZOMBIELAND 
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Age Restriction: 18V

Zombieland takes a post-apocalyptic trip into the future in a United States overrun with zombies, where two survivors meet up, team up and take a "road trip" to remember. Horror comedy in the same vein as Shaun of the Dead pushes this instant cult classic into overdrive as Harrelson and Eisenberg rack up a stack of zombies and carve their way across the US of A. Solid comedy performances, some hilarious cameos and plenty of pop culture make this “zombedy” fresh, fun and full of dark comedy.


ASTRO BOY
Director: David Bowers
Starring: Freddie Highmore, Nicolas Cage, Kristen Bell
Genre: Animation, Action, Family, Sci-Fi
Age Restriction: A


Astro Boy, a futuristic Pinocchio, takes to the skies in this action-packed family, sci-fi adventure. This animated icon re-emerges in a story, which deals with humanity, politics, sacrifice and family with threads from Iron Man, Monsters vs. Aliens and Robots. This entertaining, blast from the past boasts an a-list voice cast including: Nicolas Cage, Matt Lucas, Donald Sutherland and Freddie Highmore as Astro Boy. Good, clean, lightweight fun for the whole family.


TWILIGHT: NEW MOON
Director: Chris Weitz
Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner
Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Age Restriction: 10V

This lack-lustre sequel to Twilight forms the second of Stephenie Meyer's series of novel adaptations. While New Moon harnesses solid production values and a good-looking teenage cast, it's undone by a sluggish story, smouldering yet shallow "performances", vague uninspired direction and generally makes a poor transition to the screen. Fans of the Twilight series will love it warts and all, strangers will find the film tedious and dare I say 'boring'... in the same league as The Golden Compass.

This Week's New Releases: 15 March 2010

(500) DAYS OF SUMMER
Director: Marc Webb
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel
Genre: Drama, Comedy, Romance
Age Restriction: 13 PGL

This unconventional concept "romcom" is charming, unpredictably real and backed by two fine lead performances. If The Endless Summer was a search for the perfect wave, then (500) Days of Summer is a search for the perfect girl. Funny, entertaining and full of surprises, Gordon-Levitt and Deschanel share the screen like a pair of seasoned star-crossed lovers as we're given the highlights reel from their season together.


JULIE & JULIA
Director: Nora Ephron
Starring: Meryl Streep, Amy Adams
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 13 PGL

This biographical "chick flick" stars Meryl Streep as renowned US cooking personality, Julia Childs and Amy Adams as Julie, her protégé. The story moves back in forth in time as Julie literally takes a page out of Julia's life as she attempts to cook every meal in her cookbook in a year. Solid performances, a fascinating concept and whimsical romantic comedy play out in this fun, upbeat dramedy.


PLANET 51
Director: Jorge Blanco, Javier Abad
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long
Genre: Animated, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi
Age Restriction: PG

What if Earthlings were aliens? The flipside of E.T. gets explored in this fun, lightweight animated sci-fi comedy feature. While Planet 51 boasts tip-top visuals, imaginative designs, a solid voice cast and first-rate production values, it fails to truly engage with its story's premise, makes half-baked references and lacks the heart associated with its influences.


SORORITY ROW
Director: Stewart Hendler
Starring: Matt Lanter, Carrie Fisher, Rumer Willis
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16VNL

Sorority girl-power flicks (Sydney White, The House Bunny) take a dive into the abyss of the commercial slashers (Prom Night, I Know What You Did Last Summer) as a bunch of girl friends unwittingly become the target of a spate of revenge killings. Loads of blood, plot twists and hedonistic sorority sister parties make up the bulk of this subpar thriller. Unintentionally funny at times, this dark Scream knock-off doesn't have the cast or thrills to make the grade.


COUPLES RETREAT
Director: Peter Billingsley
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman
Genre: Comedy
Age Restriction: 13LS

A fine comedy ensemble stretch the confines of a funny one line plot premise as a bunch of friends take a bittersweet couples vacation together. The weak script lacks the quality material audiences have come to expect from the likes of Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau and Jason Bateman. Apart from some okay buddy-buddy chemistry from the 'Swingers' and one or two chuckles, this Couples Retreat is pointless and predictable with most of the comic surprises ruined by the trailer. Only watchable because you keep thinking it's going to get better.


THE NUTTY PROFESSOR
Director: Logan McPherson, Paul Taylor
Starring: Jerry Lewis, Drake Bell
Genre: Adventure, Animated, Family
Age Restriction: A

This straight-to-DVD family-friendly animated movie features the voice talents of Jerry Lewis and Drake Bell. The clean “just be yourself” theme echoes throughout the story as the grandson of Prof. Julius Kelp gets hold of an elixir that unleashes the boy’s destructive alter-ego. The Nutty Professor’s average animation and predictable story may be great for the kids, but its sluggish pace and lightweight story will tire quickly even at 73 minutes.

This Week's New Releases: 8 March 2010

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN
Director: F. Gary Gray
Starring: Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16VL

This unconventional Hollywood thriller packs a punch as a man loses his family and plans the ultimate revenge against the justice system that thwarted him. Two solid lead performances, complex characters, a captivating revenge story and ultra-violent action make this thrill ride worth seeing, although you'll have to leave your own sense of reason at the door as the body count stacks up.


SURROGATES
Director: Jonathan Mostow
Starring: Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell
Genre: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13PG V


Surrogates blends several sci-fi subplots from The Matrix, Strange Days, Terminator and I, Robot quite seamlessly to create an original and intriguing premise. The plastic performances from the solid ensemble are almost as convincing as the real thing as this stylish thriller kicks into overdrive. Bruce Willis takes command, unfortunately the drama and complexity of the film remain skin deep with rapid pacing as it cruises in at 80 minutes.


BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE
Director: Chris Nahon
Starring: Gianna Jun, Allison Miller
Genre: Action, Horror, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13 LV

Blood: The Last Vampire is based on an anime horror/thriller in the vein of Vampire Hunter D, making a live-action adaptation similar to Dragonball and Speed Racer. Unfortunately, this blood-thirsty adaptation loses some bite in the transition to the silver screen... remaining visually dynamic with action choreography, yet mediocre to disappointing in all other departments.

This Week's New Releases: 1 March 2010

MOON
Director: Duncan Jones
Starring: Sam Rockwell, Kevin Spacey
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Age Restriction: 13L

Moon is essentially the perfect blend of Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey and Steven Soderbergh's Solaris. This isn't your typical deep space Sci-Fi: there are no alien creatures, abandoned spacecraft or new frontiers... instead you're given a fly-on-the-wall perspective of living conditions on the Moon mining module, where Sam Bell is stationed with an on-board robotic "companion" voiced by Kevin Spacey. Moon commands the eerie feeling of isolation and time-bending ability of 2001: A Space Odyssey and swathes it in the surreal texture of Solaris with a career best performance from Rockwell.


PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
Director: Oren Peli
Starring: Micah Sloat, Katie Featherston
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16 LV


What goes bump in the night... an altogether frightening new experience in Paranormal Activity. This low budget indie film is a reality horror/thriller that took the world by storm after a slow start! Director and creator, Oren Peli, takes the novelty of The Blair Witch Project and gives the traditional haunted house movie an exercise in taut nightmare-inducing fear over a few weeks with Micah and Katie. Shadows, sounds and slamming doors echo the tricks used by John Carpenter in classics such as The Fog and Halloween.


THE DAMNED UNITED
Director: Tom Hooper
Starring: Ryan Day, Oliver Stokes, Colm Meaney
Genre: Drama, Sports, Biography
Age Restriction: 13 L

This biographical football drama follows Brian Clough (Sheen), one of England's most infamous managers, as his managerial success with Derby led him to take up residency at Leeds United for a 44-day reign of fire. The lead performances, historical footage and inspiring buddy story all blend together, making this late '60s/early '70s football saga appealing to non-sports fans too.


EXTREME MOVIE
Director: Adam Jay Epstein, Andrew Jacobson
Starring: Michael Cera, Ryan Pinkston, Matthew Lillard
Genre: Comedy
Age Restriction: 18 LNS

A series of puerile, crass and unfunny sex toy, porn and sex joke vignettes. While Extreme Movie boasts a decent cast, their headline stars only feature momentarily and offer very little to raise the exploits of this infantile parody from out of the gutter. Bad language, nudity, simulated sex scenes and general embarrassment galore. Unfortunately, its 18LNS rating bars the majority of its target audience as it limps in at 75 minutes.

This Week's New Releases: 22 February 2010

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Christoph Waltz, Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, Melanie Laurent
Genre: Drama, Thriller, War
Age Restriction: 16LPV

Quentin Tarantino's recipe: add a handful of spaghetti Westerns and a dash of WW2 comic books and you've got Inglourious Basterds, a fictional account of a special task force destined for Nazi-occupied France, where terror was used as a strategy to cast fear into the hearts of young Nazi soldiers wanting to keep their scalps. This Tarantino show down features a powerhouse performance from Christoph Waltz and blends a taut and exciting hotch-potch of influences to create yet another captivating piece of bloody, awesome Tarantino cinema.


DUMBO
Director: Ben Sharpsteen
Starring: James Baskett, Herman Bing, Billy Bletcher
Genre: Animation, Family, Music
Age Restriction: A


Dumbo is a Walt Disney classic in every respect:  from its fun, lovable characters to the sweet, endearing and innocent story of the elephant that could. This 1941 animated feature is timeless for its touching story about reaching one's true potential and for its Oscar-winning score. While kids will be aware of its old style 2D animation, they won't be able to resist being enthralled by its funny, heartwarming and innocent circus tale. At just over 60 minutes, Dumbo's very rewatchable.


ADAM
Director: Max Mayer
Starring: Hugh Dancy, Rose Byrne
Genre: Drama, Romance, Comedy
Age Restriction: 13PG L


Rain Man gave Dustin Hoffman a platform to shine as some of the mysteries behind autism were given front page attention. Hugh Dancy does the same for Asperger's Syndrome, a condition closely associated with autism. This realistic portrayal is sensitive, tender and sweet as we come to identify with Adam's romantic dilemna. The New York charm and solid lead performances add to this simple, yet sweet love story.



SMART PEOPLE
Director: Noam Murro
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Page, Thomas Haden Church
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 13PG L


This character-driven dramedy takes a slice-of-life from a pompous, eccentric Professor and widower (Quaid) and explores the relationships around his dysfunctional home with his low-life brother (Haden Church), an impressionable daughter (Page), a distant son and a new girlfriend (Parker), who used to have a student crush on him. The comedy is a little prickly, the situation is rife with comic scenarios... a curious blend of Sideways and The Family Stone. While Smart People boasts a savvy cast, the narrative is more concerned with the character's transitions and may come across as a little scatter-shot and depressing at times.


This Week's New Releases: 15 February 2010

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS
Director: Chris Miller
Starring: Ana Farris, James Caan
Genre: Animation, Family, Comedy, Romance, Fantasy
Age Restriction: PG


Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is as funny and zany as its title would suggest. This animated fantasy film has a solid voice cast, excellent animation and wild set pieces, relying on mild peril and off-the-wall humour in the same vein as Meet the Robinsons. All in all, it’s light-hearted, imaginative, quirky family fun for everyone.



PANDORUM
Director: Christian Alvart
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster
Genre: Sci-Fi, Horror, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16LV


This “lost in space” psychological thriller features slick visuals, claustrophobic sets and a decent cast, but relies too heavily on influences and themes from better science fiction movies within the genre, like Event Horizon, Resident Evil, Dead Space, 30 Days of Night and Doom.



THE SOLOIST
Director: Joe Wright
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jamie Foxx
Genre: Biography, Music, Drama
Age Restriction: 13L


Steve Lopez (Downey Jr.), an L.A. Times columnist, discovers a modern day Beethoven in Nathaniel Ayers (Foxx), an “eccentric” ex-Julliard student playing a two-string violin on the streets. The Soloist brims with solid lead performances, an inspiring true story, beautiful music and gritty life on the streets of Greater Los Angeles, but is undermined by its swirling narrative.


THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE
Director: Robert Schwentke
Starring: Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams
Genre: Drama, Sci-Fi, Romance
Age Restriction: 13NS


This supernatural romance is bolstered by sincere performances and a fascinating time travel premise, but slips into melodrama too often to surpass the status of “chick flick”. Think Highlander with marital complications and time travel anomalies substituting for swordplay action and the quest for immortality.


THE INFORMANT!
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: Matt Damon
Genre: Drama, Comedy,  Thriller
Age Restriction: 16L


A quirky corporate espionage drama based on a true story: laden with offbeat comedy, circus style soundtrack interludes, Matt Damon as “Ned Flanders” and the colour of corn. Mark Whitacre, a high-level executive, finds himself trapped between the FBI’s agenda and colleagues in a corporate price-fixing scandal in the ‘90s. While it’s original and unique with a solid performance from Damon, the music ranges from distracting to irritating, the script is jam-packed with detail.

This Week's New Releases: 11 February 2010

THE HUNTING PARTY
Director: Richard Shepard
Starring: Richard Gere, Terrence Howard
Genre: Drama, Comedy, Thriller, Adventure
Age Restriction: 16 LV 

An unconventional thriller finds a ragtag team of news journalists on a mission to find a war criminal in post-war Bosnia. Great upbeat performances from a top-notch ensemble underline a fun, cross-country adventure on foreign soil. Captures a similar tone to Charlie Wilson's War.


LAST CHANCE HARVEY
Director: Joel Hopkins
Starring: Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Drama
Age Restriction: PG
 

This sweet romantic comedy brings an unlikely couple in Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson together. There's plenty of magic and the veteran stars carry the film effortlessly with their natural charm and wit against a grey London backdrop. It's like a mature version of Before Sunrise, as the two love-in-later-life characters amble along the Thames.


I LOVE YOU BETH COOPER
Director: Chris Columbus
Starring: Haydene Panettierre, Samm Levine
Genre: Comedy
Age Restriction: 13LSV
 

This lightweight teen comedy suffers from a lack-lustre script, a no-name ensemble and bland story competing with bigger, better movies within the genre. The dorky characters and pretty girls are just shadows of Ferris Bueller and fail to capture the coming-of-age spirit of fun and camaraderie to make it click.


AUSSIE & TED
Director: Shuki Levy
Starring: Dean Cain, Beverley D'Angelo
Genre: Family, Fantasy
Age Restriction: A
 

A sweet, heartwarming family adventure about Aussie, a dog with an Australian accent, and a missing magical Teddy Bear. This low budget movie doesn't have the production values, effects or cast - but its sweet, gentle story is refreshingly innocent.


This Week's New Releases: 08 February 2010

CHéRI
Director: Stephen Frears
Starring: Michelle Pfeiffer, Rupert Friend, Kathy Bates
Genre: Drama, Romance
Age Restriction: 16 NS

Michelle Pfeiffer plays Lea de Lonval, renowned courtesan. During the belle époque, France's richest courtesans indulged in life's luxuries for their services to millionaires and Kings. When Lea is charged with the task of educating a friend's son in the ways of the world, she accidentally falls in love with the charming young man. Decent performances, lavish sets and non-French accents pave the way for a sanitised adaptation of Colette's novels. Inconsistent and sluggish at times.


JENNIFER'S BODY
Director: Karyn Kusama
Starring: Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried
Genre: Horror, Thriller, Comedy
Age Restriction: 18 LSV

Jennifer's Body is a star vehicle for Megan Fox. Award-winning Juno writer and ex-stripper, Cody Diablo, takes a stab at the horror genre. It's cheesy, offbeat teen high school horror with direct parallels with '90s horror classic Ginger Snaps. The teen vixen goes about her evil business of seducing unsuspecting high school boys... chewing them up and spitting them out, while her sidekick heaps on the praise. If you're expecting anything more than the title would suggest you're rattling the wrong cage... Apart from a lesbian kiss and some bland gore, there's nothing to write home about.


WHITEOUT
Director: Dominic Sena
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht
Genre: Crime, Drama, Mystery
Age Restriction: 13 LV

This Antarctic "whodunnit" has slick visuals and beautiful icy landscapes, but relies on gore instead of its mystery plot to carry the story home. The clunky dialogue is coupled by a bland and unconvincing performance from the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale making this generic icebound thriller as predictable as it is forgettable.



This Week's New Releases: 01 February 2010


GAMER
Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Starring: Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall
Genre: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16 LNSV

This high-intensity actioner from the team that brought you Crank and Crank: High Voltage is every "adult" gamer's kind of movie. Ultra-violence, half-naked babes, dark comedy and a storyline bridging the real with the unreal. It's a no holds barred, adrenalin junkie's fix and if you play your games 16+, this splatter-fest is guaranteed to entertain. Gamer is all about the style and action - so if you're looking for explosive Sci-Fi action, fire away - just remember to leave your brain on ice at the door.


This Week's New Releases: 26 January 2010

MICHAEL JACKSON’S THIS IS IT
Director: Kenny Ortega
Starring: Michael Jackson, Kenny Ortega
Genre: Music, Documentary
Age Restriction: PG

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, was a dance and music sensation. This music documentary gives audiences a sneak peak at his highly-anticipated This Is It World Tour practice sessions, which were recorded shortly before his untimely demise. The film pays homage to Jackson as he belts out some of his most famous hits, while revealing a vulnerable, professional and deeply human side to the music icon.



IMAGINE THAT
Director: Karey Kirkpatrick
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Thomas Haden Church
Genre: Family, Comedy, Fantasy
Age Restriction: PG

A sweet-natured family fantasy comedy starring Eddie Murphy. This light, fun and upbeat movie features great chemistry between father and daughter, much like The Game Plan with a funny character performance from Haden Church. However, the script lacks comic sparkle and relies too heavily on Murphy’s charisma.


THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3
Director: Tony Scott
Starring: Denzel Washington, John Travolta
Genre: Action, Thriller, Drama
Age Restriction: 16LV

Washington and Travolta go head-to-head in this train hostage remake of the 1970s classic in a dynamic similar to Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper in Speed. The performances are good, Tony Scott’s direction and style is slick, but at the end of the day it’s just another high stakes hostage drama with a stagnant feel and an unsatisfactory ending.


FAME
Director: Kevin Tancharoen
Starring: Kelsey Grammar, Kay Panabaker, Naturi Naughton
Genre: Drama, Music, Romance
Age Restriction: 13PG L

Fame, the 1980 musical, inspired a TV series as a performing arts school took the spotlight. This bland 2009 remake features some acting talents such as Naturi Naughton, who can truly perform, but lacks character development and story focus, making it flat and inconsistent.



THE UGLY TRUTH
Director: Robert Luketic
Starring: Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Age Restriction: 16SL

If “Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus”, no wonder it all seems so complicated down here on Earth. This adult romantic comedy takes a cheeky and often funny look at dating, relationships and toys with “what men want” in a 21st Century woman. Great lead chemistry, fun comedy interplay and likable characters add up to some light first date fun.


GARFIELD’S FUN FEST
Director: Mark A.Z. Dippe, Eondeok Han
Starring: Frank Welker
Genre: Family, Animation, Comedy
Age Restriction: All

Garfield isn’t the same without Bill Murray, as the franchise struggles to find a animation or live-action format that works for everyone. Garfield’s Fun Fest is tainted by its simple animation, voice casting and lame script – and unfortunately, this one’s strictly for the kiddies.


SMOKIN’ ACES 2: ASSASSINS’ BALL
Director: P.J. Pesce
Starring: Tom Berenger, Ernie Hudson, Vinne Jones
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Age Restriction: 16LSV

This prequel sequel tries to mimic the ferocity and style of Smokin' Aces with a shoestring budget, minus the cast, director and novelty. The Tremors return, but the low budget feel, off-beat action, Dick Cheney look-a-like and diluted story just don't make the grade.



THE INVENTION OF LYING
Director: Ricky Gervais, Matthew Robinson
Starring: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Jonah Hill
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Age Restriction: 13PG L

This high concept fantasy comedy doesn’t have as many laughs as we’ve come to expect from The Office funny man, Ricky Gervais, but still holds up as a smart, charming and entertaining film with a long list of cameo performances. The Invention of Lying is more like Ghost Town than Liar, Liar and solid casting, subtle humour and good lead chemistry make this movie worth seeing.


 

WINGED CREATURES
Director: Rowan Woods
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Forest Whitaker, Dakota Fanning
Genre: Drama
Age Restriction: 13NSV


A first-rate cast delve into the fractured lives of several random restaurant customers, who witness an unprovoked shooting. The swirling drama shows how they intersect as they try to cope with grief, recover from their loss and carry on with their lives. While dark and somewhat depressing at times, Winged Creatures is buoyed by an experienced ensemble.


 

COCO AVANT CHANEL
Director: Anne Fontaine
Starring: Audrey Tatou
Genre: Biography, Drama
Age Restriction: 13S

Audrey Tatou delivers a solid lead performance in this simplified two-dimensional rendition of Coco Chanel before she was France’s famous mademoiselle. It’s a beautiful and fascinating biographical drama and a tribute, but doesn’t relay any insight or sense of being in its translation.

This Week's New Releases: 18 January 2010

EASY VIRTUE
Director: Stephan Elliott
Starring: Jessica Biel, Kristin Scott Thomas, Colin Firth
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Age Restriction: 13


Noel Cowards' witty 1920's English Manor play is brought to life with rolling countryside, quirky dialogue, pompous music, solid production values and fine comic performances from Jessica Biel, Colin Firth and Kristin Scott Thomas. While dark in places, Easy Virtue remains a light, yet charming fish-out-of-water comedy affair.


THE FINAL DESTINATION
Director: David R. Ellis
Starring: Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Age Restriction: 16LSNV


Death and fate have a twisted way of seeking revenge on good-looking teenage stock characters in the final instalment of this horror/thriller series. It's pretty standard horror fun with gore and special effects, but without the 3D gimmick and a decent lead, it's just as forgettable as the other Final Destination sequels, limping home at 75 minutes.


DANCE FLICK
Director: Damien Dante Wayans
Starring: Shoshana Bush, Damon Wayans Jr.
Genre: Spoof, Comedy
Age Restriction: PG13 L


Another Wayans family affair spoof of the dance/musical genre with a movie resembling Save The Last Dance, which takes a stab at High School Musical, Hairspray, Step Up and many more along the way. While there are one or two funny moments, the Wayans brothers only play cameos, handing the reins to relatively inexperienced family members. As a result, Dance Flick is dumbed down by half-baked comedy, base humour and lame sketches running at just over 70 minutes.


 


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